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Quick Revenge for Poorly Parked Cars

by William

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Have you ever come out of the grocery store to find someone has parked within inches of your driver’s door? Or have you been searching for a space in a crowded lot and see someone who has parked their car across two spaces? Well now you can get a little a bit of revenge without going Jack Nicholson and breaking their windows with a golf club.

Revengeisyellow.com is selling customized fake parking tickets so that good drivers with a chip on their shoulder can get back at those folks who ruin everyone’s day by doing a terrible parking job. The British based company puts a good dose of English sarcasm into to each ticket, and the packaging looks pretty convincing from the outside. It will definitely get your blood pressure up when you see it stuck to your windshield.

Here is a sampling of some of the tickets:

“Well done! It must of taken years of practice to be that bad. Maybe if you let your guide dog park next time, you might only take up one space, or at least get it straight.”

“This is just a note to say thank you for parking so close to my car…Next time, please leave a sodding tin opener so I can get my car out….Do society a favour and take the bus next time!”

While most of us Yanks don’t know what a “sodding tin” is, it still gets the point of cross and does it with a distinctive British wit.

-Bill Mertz

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Posted in Entertainment and Humor, Product Reviews on November 25th, 2006

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